I don't even open the book. I just place it on my bedside table just as I am about to sleep with the hope that the information in it will somehow transfer to my brain by osmosis.

"lint roller enthusiast"
I laughed out loud

I'm curious as to how that even happened

Oh hey, that's my birthday!

I'm viewing this on a mobile device. Does anyone know why the gifs have shrunk to half of what they used to be?

Nana nana nana nana batman!

Numbers 2 and 3 have my name written all over them lol

Looks like something out of a cartoon O.O

I always get uncomfortable whenever these comics show up, but this was surprisingly not disturbing

It's nice that people can have these kinds of conversations with their dads. Simple, light hearted, casual. I can't even remember the last time I had a conversation with my own dad...

I like choosing rainbow road because everyone ends up falling at some point (including myself), but I still end up being first place.

I want to buy this, for ironic purposes.

It took me a while...

My teachers usually add, "Is it sleeping in your bed?" or "Why didn't you stay at home as well?" That's when you can see the look of complete loathing on every face in the classroom.

I usually go to sleep at 4 and my mom wakes me up at 5:30. Sleeping before 12 am would be a fucking miracle. I have to have a double shot of espresso before school or else I turn into a zombie for the day. Needless to say, my friends think I'm crazy.

You know, he probably never would have looked through the keyhole if the lady hadn't told him not to...

When the quiet kid in class finally speaks..

Random story: My mom and I listen to a radio show every morning on our way to school, and they're holding this contest where they play a clip of a celebrity speaking without telling you who it is. Basically, if you guess who that celebrity is correctly, you get a prize. So today they played a clip of some English guy. My mom asked me who it was, and I said Ed Sheeran, so she instantly started to text them the answer.
Guys. It turned out to be right. The best part is, I only knew it was him because he was talking about hoodies. I'm so proud of myself.

Is it weird that every time I see this gif, I get the urge to cry too?

I can hear the thunder.

I jokingly asked my mom the other day if I could print out a bunch of these. She said yes.

The fifties were a beautiful time

I read crows as 'cows' and was very confused for a while...