I've always had large front teeth and people always bothered me about them. I wore braces for almost two years which kind of fixed them, but it's still obvious that they're bigger than the rest of my teeth. That's why I try not to show my teeth when I smile, but it's hard because I smile a lot and I don't always remember to keep my mouth closed.

Me today as I reached the end of The Battle of the Labyrinth from the Percy Jackson series

An even better idea? Once everyone gets used to him wearing it on Wednesdays, he should switch to wearing it on another day, just to mess with them even more.

what

Literally me. My best friend had to message my mother telling her of my feeling unwell so she would drag me to the clinic because I refuse to go to the doctor no matter what.

As a cat owner, I can say this is completely true.

I was expecting this to be some kind of 'your mom' joke. Can't tell if I'm disappointed or not.

This is how pranks are supposed to be: lighthearted and funny. Those people probably spent the rest of the day telling their friends and family about this with a big smile on their face.

When I get interrupted, I just stop talking. The worst part is that no one notices. It's like I never even spoke. That is why, if someone interrupts the person who's talking to me, I always ask them to continue on saying whatever they were saying, just so they won't spend the rest of the day feeling like shit.

If you know Arabs, then you'll know that this is actually the norm for us. (Normal, but still pretty annoying.)

I'M FEELING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

I thought the mario one said 'pressing start march 2814' and I went WHAAA- oh.

I'm not sure what PARCC tests are... Are they evaluation tests?

I want all of these

But don't white blood cells live for years, not days?

Sounds like a metaphor for my life...

Same goes for kittens

Is it weird that this applies to my two best friends?

e.e

I love redheads

I once had hand sanitizer that was supposedly "cinnamon scented". I don't what the makers were sniffing when they made it because it honestly smelled like biryani :)

I've seen this plenty of times before, but I still don't understand. Can someone please explain?

I'm planning on becoming an architect so yeah definitely using math in real life