Then is cursive like talking really fast?

For a moment, I thought he was standing on a giant turtle

I'm about to finish Sherlock and I'm pretty sure this is going to be me when I'm done

Me: *suffers a hip injury trying to kick a tiny rock off the sidewalk*

Looks like a pillow

Seeing this rekindles feelings of old embarrassment because I, too, once tried to ingest soap. Honest to God, though, I thought it was a lollipop. It was even shaped like fruit and had a stick going right through it, just like a lollipop. Why am I stupid ugh

I bleached my hair about a month ago and it looked like the one on the right. It was horrifying but neccesary, otherwise I wouldn't be sporting my lovely blue hair right now. Maybe the girl in the picture was planning on dying it another color too?

Their school is so awesome omg

My friend once did this to me and I screamed so loud, thinking, "This is it. This is how I die." I punched her afterwards.

I just giggle and pretend I'm really shy because it's easier than having to come up with a verbal response

If you can see the hinges, pull. If you can't, push.

I've never been one to stress over exams, but there was this one time where my physics teacher forced me to take two tests on the same day. I pretty much aced the first one, but when it came to the other one, I knew nothing. My mind literally drew a blank. It didn't help that the teacher kept yelling at me, even though I told her over and over again that I didn't know hot to solve anything. I ended up running out of the classroom crying. That was the worst day ever.

All my life, I've imagined that the black market is actually a more modern version of the Hob from The Hunger Games...

I want to marathon the entire ten seasons of Supernatural, but the problem is that the internet in our house is shit so videos take forever to load, we don't have Netflix in my country, and I'm afraid I'll become slightly insane by the time I'm done with the series.

All I can think of is how weird it must feel having a cat walk on your, uh, womanly parts.

*fucks up while trying to cut out a square shape*

Hey I was born on April's Fool day!

"Uh... You want me to get that?"

I finally watched the movie the other night and I must say I was wrong about it. It was effing awesome!

EIGHT CUPS OF SUGAR??? HOLY HELL THAT'S A LOT

I genuinely snorted