muffintop

muffintop


A reader, a writer, and an occasional whiner. I also have a cat named Mustard (see: profile picture.)

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How to pick up chicks 11 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
So much trust
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A poem representing the English language 18 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Same here with Arabic. Pretty much everything is gendered. My mom, who's a Filipino, has lived in the UAE for over twenty years and still hasn't truly understood how genders are assigned to Arabic words. I'm a native speaker, though, so it's hard to understand how difficult it is to learn.
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I know what I'm doing this weekend. 19 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I downloaded all the of the movies the other day (except for Iron Man 2 and Gaurdians of the Galaxy) and I'm planning on a Marvel marathon once I'm done with school.
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That baby face 16 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
SPOILERS
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Decision is not that hard for women sometimes 13 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
She never said that though.
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When your eyes don't work like they used to before 14 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Didn't he tweet "my eyes look like that because Taylor told me she just farted on my seat" or something like that? I could be confused with another tweet though...
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Friendzone 200m 9 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
For a moment, I thought she had four arms...
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I sometimes do that look whenever I'm with sarcastic friends 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I'm that sarcastic friend
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This guy 9 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Livin' the dream
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Art in her cast 31 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I wish I had the skills to do that
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Reasons people give up 7 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Most of these apply to me sadly...
He looks so sad.... :( 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Don't some animals feel genuinly upset by this? I know sometimes you have to shave your pet because of heat/medical reasons/etc. but is this okay? The cat seems pretty upset.
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A guy like you 6 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
As a girl, I'll never understand why other girls do this.
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Where the Avengers sleep, and how 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Loving these Avengers posts. Keep 'em coming, guys!
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But really though. Poor Thor. 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This movie was my life!
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my life currently 3 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This reminds me of the test I have tomorrow... Better continue doing nothing to pass the time!
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Sandstorm in Dubai 11 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
It just obstructs vision. We had one a few weeks ago and everything was so yellow and ominous, I suspected the world was ending.
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This happened once... 15 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
The guy from vine? What did he say/do?
The great philosopher Jaden Smith has quit Twitter! 20 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
The bookstore one had me squinting my eyes in contemplation
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Puberty you're doing it right! 6 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Don't forget the healthy diet!
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... And this is why we can't have birthdays with a cat in the house 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Can't tell if it's a giant cat or if they're really tiny balloons... I need a banana for scale.
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same bucky 2 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I just wave frantically whenever I see them in the hallway, confusing/amusing those around me
Just seen this. It's pretty accurate 13 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
My goal in life is to merge all of these faces into one and therefor just live as my truest self. I don't want to spend my life showing just one side of myself to those around me.
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Great Blue Hole off the coast of Belize 6 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I wanna dive right in there, but then again I don't think I'd really enjoy feeling like something is going to latch onto my legs and pull me down at any moment
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