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Great role model 29 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
And i am Loki of Asgard and i am burden with glorious propuse
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I laughed 9 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Yaaaaas
Truer words have never been said. 12 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
I have the body of silenus
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I'd probably be the one sitting there crying... 18 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs
I don't need it, but I'll sell what you got
Take the cash and I'll keep it
Eight legs to the wall
Hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl, and we crawl, and we crawl
You be my detonator
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All you need 15 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
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All you need 15 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Wake up you need to get money
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This same thing happend to me. Read comments for my story 22 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
I was in my room during thanks giving, s my parents played welcome to the black parade and i have never been out of my room so fast in my life.
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Intelligent indeed 25 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Dem atheist and agnostic tho
Where's The Justice? 11 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
I broke my heart
Where's The Justice? 11 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Oberyn Martell tho
Not okay 24 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
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Some say Portuguese is harder than English 17 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Tierra tierra y tierra (Spanish)
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URL fails 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Please explain?
I want to laugh too
Not okay 24 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
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The angry cat 21 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Step away grumpy cat
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I bet he's a bard 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
You found a potion in a Kanye chest
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I have an irrational fear 9 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
I fear that I'm just hallucinating my whole life and that I'm just babbling and sitting in a mental hospital
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Little brothers do the darndest things 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Greek orthodox
Little brothers do the darndest things 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Jesus had 4 brother according to my religion and some sisters but the are unnamed and unnumbered
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1000 ft hole found at Lower Ruth Glacier in Alaska covered only by a sheet of clear ice 20 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
*slips on ice*
*ice breaks*
*dies*
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Prison B*tch Names 36 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Same here
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Prison B*tch Names 36 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
The gerbil
whomping willow? 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
The beast
The many faces of lee pace 16 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
You didn't crush my dreams you just made them better
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Hey. Do you have a moment to talk about God ? 9 comments
muffinunicorn · 9 years ago
Don't worry you're going to hell. You won't see him.