muffinunicorn


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Really people? 25 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
boobs are not fat there filled with men's hope and dreams
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When my dad is in the basement and I'm too lazy to go get him 8 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
this is my face when i sign bohemian rhapsody
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Hey, Katniss. Do you like my new bling? 24 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
he just did
According to your age 16 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
i'm 14 and i saw John Lennon
You're not fat, I love you just the way you are 2 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
i ship this and now i need a fanfic
First time at Starbucks 1 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
we don't have Starbucks in my country and this is pretty accurate
Something is not right 3 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
too fucking soon
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Batman helmet 8 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
Durarara!!!
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Title 29 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
me and my best fried are so gay that our parents think were in an actual relationship but we're both straight and she has a boyfrien
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When I think back on who I lost my virginity to 8 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
and me and mine are still together to this day
Who was your first crush? 23 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
it was ski from winks club
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The Nerd Side 7 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
the circular kind
The 1960s 4 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
jungle?
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weird thing about America 52 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
every time i buy something in america i get confused when the cashier asks me for the money of the taxes because i think the taxes are included
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About to be randomly selected 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
Hitler wasn't blonde
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Because some of us are bound to end up there 16 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
For the fandom nation
Canadian hunger games 4 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
or district one and two
Play-Doh logic 13 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
it tastes like Poseidon's salty dick
Splosh 17 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
you can feel it slowly coming out of you
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DON'T BE A REPOST 5 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
que pena por el muchachito
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Taking a shit 2 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
yes we just can't help it
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Definitely more interesting than the world cup 17 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
he has experience with knives
I did not know this 26 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
i'm a spanish speaker and it's at the top what's wrong with me
Thank you tiny cactus 10 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
*inhales the cactus*
That moment 13 comments
muffinunicorn · 10 years ago
if my friends don't sing this at my wedding i'm going to have to find new friends