I've seen one in real life before! ( I live in Maine! )

is it just me or does this look like an asshole?...

How you know Dora has had a rough night.... :)

These puns are getting otter hand

wOTTER all these puns doing here? :D

Good thing i own a Canon...

So oath

In my belly...NOMNOMNOM

Which one is the one on the bottom right? Is she the one from tangled?

http://www.comedycalls.com/Calls/view/0O9wh3l1WzU
That isn't for getting texts but it will call you. Its a California number

Whistle

Master has given doggy sock?! :o

Why must my posts attract all of the crazy people? ;p

Well this was fun to wake up to. Damn Aussies. Stfu. Unless Ur gonna come to Murica or fly me to Australia and teach me your accent stop undermining my posts (-;

Well. You have air. The sun.
Internet connection. A some what functioning understanding of the Enflish language. And you probably own a pair of pants. Isn't that enough to make u happy? If not here's a panda: http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/01/04/ap99121501386_custom-feedbb6efa738efee47e7828e805758dc427fa60-s6-c30.jpg

Same reason we don't kill you...occasional entertainment (-;