Reasons people see Thor 2:
A Great Plot: 2%
Good Special effects: 3%
Chris Hemsworth's accent/good looks: 4%
Loki: 999999%

Dafuq is a shizznit

The best part about this is when he talks about how she spelled "Phosphate" wrong.

Story time. Please read. I was on a public bus and I heard this girl in the back say, "Ew, see that fat jogger? I can see the pus ooze out of his armpits. (First of all, pus never comes out of armpits.)" Then her friend, who I really admire, says, "Who the fuck are you to judge people? You're not perfect. That guy is trying his best to lose weight, and you should admire him for that. Instead of actually trying to get good grades, you skip school and post twerking videos on vine. (I could totally see the look of anger on the other girl's face and I was doing my best not to walk up and congratulate the other girl.)" The other girl looked flustered and was speechless. When she got off the bus, everyone booed at her, but when her friend walked off, everyone cheered. One of the happiest moments in my life, but it both made me lose my faith in humanity then regain it. Thank you for reading, sorry for the long comment.

I love dipping my fingers in apple cider too. You funsubstancers are so immature.

I am too lazy to get up and get my headphones in the first place.

And he's eating it while driving too

"Cats." -Ancient Aliens Guy

I have a great example. *Holds hands with dad at crowded place to be safe*
*Realizes that it's not really your dad*

I won't do it!

“The concept that really gets the goat of the gay-hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomachs is that most terrible and terrifying of all human notions, love.
That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand. Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the world's full octave.
Love as Agape, Eros and Philos; love as infatuation, obsession and lust; love as torture, euphoria, ecstasy and oblivion (this is beginning to read like a Calvin Klein perfume catalogue); love as need, passion and desire.”
― Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot

Boom!

Looks like a giraffe to me

Atomception

I hope that she's not weightless in bed

if you held a hammer and put it near there it would look like Thor's Hammer

I like to sit in the bath for hours to get all wrinkly :)

Imma let you finish this shit but Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo Dat

Like, for instance, the most inappropriate thing they have ever looked up on the computer.

CUTIE <3

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There's such truth in this sculpture and such passion. Thank you Isaac Cordal.

How dafuq do you get this picture

The fact that George Lewis stated that he would "shoot him with his .32" and "smash his skull in" kinda sorta counters the fact that David made a fake Facebook. Good luck getting David in trouble you foggot.