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mysticalman


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Thor 2: The honest trailer 7 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Reasons people see Thor 2:
A Great Plot: 2%
Good Special effects: 3%
Chris Hemsworth's accent/good looks: 4%
Loki: 999999%
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It's the shizznit 7 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Dafuq is a shizznit
Medical Science FTW 25 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
The best part about this is when he talks about how she spelled "Phosphate" wrong.
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The archerfish 9 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
"Sorry dude, I gotta drop you to see what's going on here. My brain isn't on point right now."
We don't judge cats but we judge each other 19 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Story time. Please read. I was on a public bus and I heard this girl in the back say, "Ew, see that fat jogger? I can see the pus ooze out of his armpits. (First of all, pus never comes out of armpits.)" Then her friend, who I really admire, says, "Who the fuck are you to judge people? You're not perfect. That guy is trying his best to lose weight, and you should admire him for that. Instead of actually trying to get good grades, you skip school and post twerking videos on vine. (I could totally see the look of anger on the other girl's face and I was doing my best not to walk up and congratulate the other girl.)" The other girl looked flustered and was speechless. When she got off the bus, everyone booed at her, but when her friend walked off, everyone cheered. One of the happiest moments in my life, but it both made me lose my faith in humanity then regain it. Thank you for reading, sorry for the long comment.
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Alcohol 4 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
I love dipping my fingers in apple cider too. You funsubstancers are so immature.
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Home alone 9 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
I am too lazy to get up and get my headphones in the first place.
Brain did not wake up 6 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
And he's eating it while driving too
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Rubber kitty 4 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
"Cats." -Ancient Aliens Guy
I just wanted to learn 4 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
I have a great example. *Holds hands with dad at crowded place to be safe*
*Realizes that it's not really your dad*
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Do it for the Pun 3 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
I won't do it!
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So gay 18 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
“The concept that really gets the goat of the gay-hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomachs is that most terrible and terrifying of all human notions, love.
That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand. Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the world's full octave.
Love as Agape, Eros and Philos; love as infatuation, obsession and lust; love as torture, euphoria, ecstasy and oblivion (this is beginning to read like a Calvin Klein perfume catalogue); love as need, passion and desire.”
― Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot
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A revolver being shot underwater 14 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Boom!
Wait, is that what I think it is? 9 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Looks like a giraffe to me
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Jeebus 10 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Atomception
She looks weightless 15 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
I hope that she's not weightless in bed
What to do when you see a destroyed pavement 4 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
if you held a hammer and put it near there it would look like Thor's Hammer
While on the subject of year book quotes 9 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
I like to sit in the bath for hours to get all wrinkly :)
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Should You Get Back Together? (Wait for it) 9 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Imma let you finish this shit but Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo Dat
Bill nye the philosophy guy 5 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Like, for instance, the most inappropriate thing they have ever looked up on the computer.
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Yebin <3 13 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
CUTIE <3
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Grandma model 6 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
Swag Grandma Brought To You By Jackass
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Isaac Cordal sculpture depicting politicians discussing global warming 9 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
There's such truth in this sculpture and such passion. Thank you Isaac Cordal.
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Elephant in the water 13 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
How dafuq do you get this picture
Such a raging and calm email 21 comments
mysticalman · 10 years ago
The fact that George Lewis stated that he would "shoot him with his .32" and "smash his skull in" kinda sorta counters the fact that David made a fake Facebook. Good luck getting David in trouble you foggot.
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