Or strippers

....And she has just died

Weird All Yankovic, WHERE ARE YOU??!?

Where

Looks like a Chevy dealership

“going to" or at least “gonna"

That little sperm sure is spooky

Green Schezuan Chicken

And people who are brought back to life are the stillborns

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit

Just finished working with Canadian military....every. single. one. was fat.

Breathe

One of each, please

Lived in Japan...these things exist, but not as common as people believe

Failure is sometimes acceptable

Aging, and letting yourself go

Found the vegan

No one on that show wears a bra.
Awesome.

....but that's not Japan

Soccer is actually the original name

Devolving back to a primate...just watch how monkeys move and you'll see the correlation

Orrrrrr.....the dramatic women part is just true

Everyone obsessed with the laugh, I'm just like “BOOBS"

Yes, this is horrible...get rid of the guy, let them tits hang free