Not. Wrong. At. All.

THATS HARLEY?!?!?

Yes. Yes I can. *draws his sword*

They have those? Hmmm...buying it used from a costume shop would probably be safer than getting it used from a sex shop...

Okokok. -3- Just please don't ask me to get you any more costumes. The guy at the porn shop looked at me weird when I asked for a sailor moon outfit.

No problem. I won't judge you for your weird fantasies. :/

*puts Deshoes in a sailor moon costume* Here ya go.

A likely story...

Accountants = Spawn of Evil
So yeah......

You were sent to Hell......

Because reasons. *rides in on his demonic goat* BY THE POWER GRANTED TO ME BY BAAAAAAAAAAAH-ELZEBUB, I SUMMON THE DARK SOUL KNOWN AS PEBBLE!

Yesh.

Hi person who knows my name and will probably die soon as to keep my identity a secret...

Making his cape flap.

I'm sorry, but Snatch Statham and Two Smoking Barrels Statham break the "Statham Character" mold. His usual character is pretty much just a more attractive and prepared Bruce Willis.

But that 'Jason Statham' Character is perfect.

Actually it was Santo(mauro), Patron Saint of Crippling. How may I be of service?

I heard "boys" then the sounds of fists hitting each other.
How may I be of service to you?

D&D?

He is the only super hero I know of that knows he's a comic book character.