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Thinking of you 8 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
The words you hear are in my head
I say, I said, my name is Fred
And I've been very naauuuuughtyyyyy~♡
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Was flipping through Archie comics, now I'm convinced who inspired Katy Perry 6 comments
neon · 10 years ago
I have two copies of Death of Archie
Guinea Pigs have feelings too 7 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Oooo sweet. Honey Badgers 25% off
Best dad ever 2 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Metacognition will do that to ya.
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little baby hero's 17 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Well, Odin's riding one, one is the guardian of hell, one is a giant wolf... they all have very important jobs love.
I'd be scared too. 27 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Peewee Herman's Big Adventure left me with a crippling fear of clowns, doctors, and truck drivers.
Second place goes to Who Framed Roger Rabbit. "Remember me Eddie?!"
Ironically Labyrinth and Dark Crystal have been my favourites since I was about 6.
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little baby hero's 17 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Why would yours be in a public hospital with the commoners'?
Your kid is probably in some state-of-the-art 1% maternity clinic.
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little baby hero's 17 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Omkh Wolverine's kid is sleeping with one eye open
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The grinch 4 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Well, he was never actually a bad person at heart (ignoring the whole christmas thing), like, he never went on some kind of murderous rampage, and in the end taught the whos to lose their selfish behaviour.
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When when someone badmouths me 7 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Oh. I thought it was Stepford Wives
Square bear 14 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Be bear or be square
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How Elton John runs from the police 13 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Or if it's Billy:
"SING ME A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAAAN"
Find your own jewellery woman 5 comments
neon · 10 years ago
I always wondered how she managed to keep her neck straight while wearing that.
Did You See The Size Of Her Engagement Rock? 23 comments
neon · 10 years ago
And sometimes they go on epic quests on the Good Ship Misery and through dangers untold, hardships unnumbered, (etc.) to get a gem whilst his sweetie is threatened by Tim Curry in a cape
Finally found it 3 comments
neon · 10 years ago
But can you tell me how to get there?
Filming teletubbies 9 comments
neon · 10 years ago
NO BUT OMG THE LADY WHO OWNED THE TUBBY HILL CUT IT DOWN AND FLOODED THE LAND SO NO ONE CAN VISIT
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Ehrfürchtige! Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig punkte! 11 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Damn them smushing their nouns and adjectives together like that!
Funeral 10 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Assuming things progress in the natural order, she will be gone by then and therefore be unable to dictate those life (death) choices
If animals could talk 2 comments
neon · 10 years ago
But what if they wanted to be eaten?
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Tumblr 1 comments
neon · 10 years ago
No, that should have been easy. Just have adorable little Bilbo come round, "Please Ben dear. For me?"
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English in Japan 5 comments
neon · 10 years ago
It's good to know Mickey has finally accepted Pluto's life choices.
Favorite song 1 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Its why the beatles stopped touring actually
Fat Ride 3 comments
neon · 10 years ago
Baaaymaaaax
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Technology Makes It Easier! 1 comments
neon · 10 years ago
But unless they're putting their whole arms in that concoction, its gonna stick to the bottom and sides, and wont be thoroughly stirred at all. Honestly ladies, you're smarter than that.
How the world should be like 20 comments
neon · 10 years ago
PANEM IS A WEE BIT TOO CLOSE TO THE UNDERGROUND