Dude. Those are the best wedding outfits ever hot damn

The thing that gets me is that I think he was trying to set this up in a good way. He starts by complimenting them. I honestly believe that if she had said yes or something he would have responded with "Then that's wonderful, good on ya" or somink.

*stands in line behind her and whispers* sie sin das essen und wir sin die jäger

Whoever the hell that is should feel awful because he is radiating the hell out of that poor child.

Go big or go home.

There's a song about it. "Expendable" by Voltaire from his Bitrektual album.

That was me when I was little cx
snakes and vampire bats

To think it started as merely an abbreviation for "before all else."

Those are not the eyes of mercy

"SANTA POTTER IS DEAD. YOU WILL SEND YOUR LISTS TO ME NOW."

Baby better move. Those are not the eyes of mercy.

NOOO JIM WHYYYY

But only you can defeat Macbeth

Well, I mean in theory, if his sister was, say, in space traveling faster than the speed of light, special relativity suggests that she could possibly be only 50 by her own accounting.

But now it is being observed and thus the theory is invalid.

I can achieve that exact curl with no effort at all after a decent sleep.