Dwarves are very upsetting...

He says as much in Two Towers, and people still don't believe cx

Honestly you are making some poor life choices

Ah yes discovering the Importance of Being Earnest...

They bringing the pain

I love how Harry is trying his damnedst to be sympathetic to Ron's fandom plight here.

Brad Pitt does that too.

His kokoro is going doki-doki

Ohnhonhon oui oui mario peach chateau bowser

Lately I use my Welcome To The Black Parade album as a unit of measurement.

Moisture content is totally different

"Cosmic Love" - an album dedicated to comparing your beauty with that of the cosmos.
Best known for it's hit track "The Stars In Your Eyes (Are a Reflection of Mine)"

This isn't your everyday stupid...

Dude I bet it's Oprah

If you're speaking psychologically, Devil would actually be Id. You as the conscious being are Ego. Then there is the Angel you have named Superego.

I'm headed toward Pocahontas' riverbend at the moment