I like the idea of tattoed wedding bands on the ring finger (you'd never lose the "ring"), or I see these guys with obsidian or black gold simple bands and I love those.

I just dont like the look of them.

it's a bit overdone, and I just don't like the aesthetic

it's great

Bluebird of happiness. A severely ocd man was told that he would be cured if he found the bluebird of happiness

And ignores safewords, alienates her from her loved ones, straight up rapes her at one point...
I'd take Edward over Grey any day.

The contract thing - also a massive red flag.

A kingdom of isolation
Being lonely for long periods can have negative effects on your emotional health.

To Kill a Mockingbird was the re-write of the novel that is now beong released, in fact

Well, he turned into a little angry badger the entirety of Order of the Pheonix...
Ron was too pure-hearted
Hermione was Hermione

Judging by how badly I cringed and held my boobs in pseudo-pain, I can confirm this to be Super-Effective