Uterus makes you look and feel like warzone.
Uterus causes satanic waterfall.
Uterus feel like rabid honeybadger invasion.

Oh great.
I'm just totally un-Average.
DDD in the USA and Right is bigger. :/

Pissed that Lizst isn't on this list. His piano performances were epic. Far moreso than Beethoven

Would you fourq me?
I'd fourq me.
I'd fourq me so hard.

When she says you can

Avenue Q has an entire song about it

Me hoy minoy

holy shit. Brutal.

Radagast the Brown. I'm certain of it.

The secret ingredient in the Big Macs is human transmutation.

Slightly better than the peanut butter jar of "shit I'm stuck help."

I just say "they're both equally awful/good" and that is apparently an acceptable answer

Is that actually 27th President, William Howard Taft?

It also probably helps the drivers to see them on foggy days in case one gets in the road (if there isn't a fence)

"Hugh R High" XD

The best kind of powers

October - "oct" - 8
November - "non" - 9
December - "dec" - 10

Creepypasta has begun creeping into reality...

Oh Glom Gazingo you creeper

Well, I mean, you could still kiss them

Oooooo
Low blow, Captain Rogers

Except if you were born before 1989 (or more specifically 1977, the last official use) you were around when the guillotine was an official method of execution.