Its hard to pick!
But probably either Roiben from the Modern Faerie Tale Series, or Marian from Lady of the Forest.

DAMMIT ANDERSON

You got your priorities in freaking order

BOW BEFORE OLAF
SACRIFICE ALL YOUR HUGS TO YOUR NEW FROZEN GOD

Oh no

The Singularity is nigh

I can do a chicken

Gee whiz there was a sudden freak dust storm...
in my room...

is this Denmark?
I've heard some things about their sammiches

No hetero

Ironically Heimdall was literally the whitest of the gods in the myths

As the twizzlers and redvines began to fly, blocking out the artificial lighting, one bunny was heard snickering about fighting in the dark (chocolate)

Shrek is Love
Shrek is Life

Must have been partying hard with Splendorman

Give me everything you got, magical Skögkatten

Corresponding to the Lanterns.

Bucky slain by booty

This is how they put pattern on helmets (especially army helmets)

Solas you're wasted stop.

My friend gave this to me cx

If that means her hymen is intact, do not fear! That may mean you did it right. If she was stretched right, it would mean no tearing, and no pain. (Sex even for the first time shouldn't hurt, ladies. Blood is never a good sign)

I WANNA PET THE RABBITS GEORGE *heavy breathing*