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Depresso 2 comments
neon · 9 years ago
The change in font really brings the point home.
Blue's Clues! 9 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I'm so excited
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I really don't know 9 comments
neon · 9 years ago
2spooky
Prepare the holy hand grenade!! 27 comments
neon · 9 years ago
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it one may blowest thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carps, and anchovies, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and orangutangs, and live-"
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Physics is not gonna let this work 13 comments
neon · 9 years ago
It doesn't the first time.
then they give him a boost with a pickup truck and he goes through just fine c:
I saw this on Outrageous Acts of Science
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Reading the bible for karma 2 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Pintel and Ragetti: chillest Uncle and Nephew duo of the sea.
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Was your first kiss awkward? 31 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Thats okay. I didnt get pics, and therefore have no actual proof.
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its not cheating , its problem solving! 3 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I take my cubes apart and just put them back. It's pretty fun
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Was your first kiss awkward? 31 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I really don't think of it as officially my first kiss.
He had told me he was gay, so I really didnt think of him romantically. Long story short we were on a ferris wheel, he surprised me by mashing his lips onto mine.
I reeeeally don't do well with surprises.
I maaay have clocked him in the face, breaking his nose.
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I just came back into my hotel room in Egypt and found this 8 comments
neon · 9 years ago
James and The Giant Peach feels
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Horrible curses to wish upon someone 44 comments
neon · 9 years ago
*cackles evilly*
AND THEN I HOPE YOU HIT HER WITH YOUR CAR
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Horrible curses to wish upon someone 44 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I hope Oprah gets cancelled
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Alien Batman believes in gender equality 18 comments
neon · 9 years ago
The hammer of justice knows no gender
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Toughest Hedonist's Trolley problem 5 comments
neon · 9 years ago
There is basically no way to do that loop anyways. You'd have to already be moving freakishly fast, and have some hella sharp wheels to lower drag caused by slicing through victims as much as possible, and even then you probably wouldnt have enough momentum.
And if you were going that fast, you wouldnt have time to switch tracks if you wanted to.
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Faded AF 3 comments
neon · 9 years ago
When Solas gets high
True friendship = working together 12 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Calm the fuck down there Satan
"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it." 10 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Hiiiiiiii
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"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it." 10 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Yes it used to have the best icecream, double cones and Superman icecream.
It's pretty close to Ruby River and Hires Big H
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"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it." 10 comments
neon · 9 years ago
OH MY GOSH THAT USED TO BE SNELGROVES I PASS THAT THING ALL THE TIIIIME
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KH3 27 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I want to believe
He's mad 9 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Just upset because stigmata went out of fashion
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Don't know if funny or scary 7 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Ah yes, our Goat Dude.
caused a bit of a stir for a couple months.
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According to the Law of Infinite Probability, one day this should occur 15 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Oh I do, I was making a Hitchiker's Guide referrence.
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