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Depresso 2 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
The change in font really brings the point home.
Prepare the holy hand grenade!! 27 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it one may blowest thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carps, and anchovies, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and orangutangs, and live-"
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And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carps, and anchovies, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and orangutangs, and live-"
Physics is not gonna let this work 13 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
It doesn't the first time.
then they give him a boost with a pickup truck and he goes through just fine c:
I saw this on Outrageous Acts of Science
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then they give him a boost with a pickup truck and he goes through just fine c:
I saw this on Outrageous Acts of Science
Reading the bible for karma 2 comments
Was your first kiss awkward? 31 comments
its not cheating , its problem solving! 3 comments
Was your first kiss awkward? 31 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
I really don't think of it as officially my first kiss.
He had told me he was gay, so I really didnt think of him romantically. Long story short we were on a ferris wheel, he surprised me by mashing his lips onto mine.
I reeeeally don't do well with surprises.
I maaay have clocked him in the face, breaking his nose.
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He had told me he was gay, so I really didnt think of him romantically. Long story short we were on a ferris wheel, he surprised me by mashing his lips onto mine.
I reeeeally don't do well with surprises.
I maaay have clocked him in the face, breaking his nose.
Horrible curses to wish upon someone 44 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
*cackles evilly*
AND THEN I HOPE YOU HIT HER WITH YOUR CAR
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AND THEN I HOPE YOU HIT HER WITH YOUR CAR
Alien Batman believes in gender equality 18 comments
Toughest Hedonist's Trolley problem 5 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
There is basically no way to do that loop anyways. You'd have to already be moving freakishly fast, and have some hella sharp wheels to lower drag caused by slicing through victims as much as possible, and even then you probably wouldnt have enough momentum.
And if you were going that fast, you wouldnt have time to switch tracks if you wanted to.
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And if you were going that fast, you wouldnt have time to switch tracks if you wanted to.
"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it." 10 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Yes it used to have the best icecream, double cones and Superman icecream.
It's pretty close to Ruby River and Hires Big H
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It's pretty close to Ruby River and Hires Big H
Don't know if funny or scary 7 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Ah yes, our Goat Dude.
caused a bit of a stir for a couple months.
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caused a bit of a stir for a couple months.