I will entertain the theory that he at the very least liked Ana, until she met the trolls. The phrase "this alleged engagement is a flex arrangement" always made me think they did some weird kind of magic in order to keep Ana from leaving Hans.

Something fishy

They taste so weird. And also really piss me off for some reason

The best part is that their war cry is an adorably tiny "eep"

According to science they think that most left-handed people womb-murdered their right-handed twins

I just pray they didn't make her stupid. She had a Doctorate in Psychology after all

I think is maybe opossum?

Sometimes. Other times they're sad gifs so it's like a desperate plea for it not to happen just this once. ("If this is a dream, I'll kill the man who tries to wake me")

Augustus Gloop (or however the hell you spell it) wasn't a native English speaker

Bisexual maybe? Or homosexual but bi-romantic? He chased after Kim "Blue Fox" Possible for quite a while and then ended up with Bonnie as I recall?

"Today was the last Friday"
Seems a bit ominous

I hope not, there is no one in the pilot seat

*whisper* copy pasta

Ah, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has struck again

Sera Approves (+99)