I want my middle finger weaponized 1 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Well, and it varies between cultures too. Thumbs up means "up yours" in a lot of Slavic cultures (esp. Russia)
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Better love story than Twilight. 12 comments
just kiss her 11 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
The only time a guy ever kissed me I was so surprised/freaked out I punched him in the face and broke his nose
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Prepare the holy hand grenade!! 27 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
"And he spake, saying, 'to use this thy handgrenade, first shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then thou shalt count to three, no more no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Not four, not two, excepting that thou then proceeds to three. Five is right out.
Once three, being the third number, be reached, then shalt thou lobbest thy handgrenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
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Then thou shalt count to three, no more no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Not four, not two, excepting that thou then proceeds to three. Five is right out.
Once three, being the third number, be reached, then shalt thou lobbest thy handgrenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
I honestly teared up a bit. 27 comments
I honestly teared up a bit. 27 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
My baby boy died last christmas. He was almost 19 years old and had grown up with me. This really hits hard
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Don't Mess With Me 10 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
But do they realize?
I mean, scrambled eggs don't look anything like what they did pre-scramble
I mean, scrambled eggs don't look anything like what they did pre-scramble
Kids today need to know who Bruce Lee is 4 comments
Like the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth as well as the Faun, just to name one.