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What's in the box?! 9 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Godfather meets Disney
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Same moreos guy, same. 8 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Oh hey, it's perchu, the guy that hates Moreos
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Alaskan flat tire 4 comments
neon · 9 years ago
He looks so happy about it too
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What girls really want 19 comments
neon · 9 years ago
*miguel and tulio voice* both is good
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Breaking news! 8 comments
neon · 9 years ago
But he's going up stairs
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Trench coats can do wonders 40 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Pardon, but I did not spot Collin O'Donoghue
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seriously? 10 comments
neon · 9 years ago
"Uh, I can come back in like an hour..."
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WHY 15 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Apparently it's a lot better too.
My friend is reading it and reports that Beau is much less of a dead fish than Bella was.
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So I too heard you like cosplay 12 comments
neon · 9 years ago
However, in the comic they cry about how they can never marry because it is illegal on Krypton. In the end, if I recall correctly, they dimension-swap Supergirl with an au Supergirl so they technically arent cousins and all four can get married.
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So I too heard you like cosplay 12 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Superman and Supergirl are cousins
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Who's yours? 50 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Lucille Sharpe
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Same, Toad, same. 3 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I have this book on my shelf right now. My favourite story is either this one, or the dream one.
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Back off 22 comments
neon · 9 years ago
6'1" here and I second this. Please, please be reasonable about the tallness you require.
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Ken Allen, PhD in monkey business 9 comments
neon · 9 years ago
And not a Jimmy was Rustled that day
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it's actually kind of sad when you think about it 11 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Regardless of whether she existed or the book was faked, it does sound similar.
But I gotta agree. 0/10. Not fun.
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Excuse me, what aisle are the carrots in? 8 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Don't feed your rabbits carrots.
They will die.
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Nothing understands me better than Renaissance art. 8 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Ruffle collars for everyone!
priorities 4 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I am delighted to see her cleats match her dress
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it's actually kind of sad when you think about it 11 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Sounds a lot like Sybil, in the way that each personality made her into a seperate person (hair, speech, mannerisms, some even wore glasses, one was an infant and another an old lady)
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Nothing understands me better than Renaissance art. 8 comments
neon · 9 years ago
My 8th Grade science teacher didn't believe this one kid had an issue that made him pee a lot (I think he had really sensetive kidneys and had to drink tons of water or something).

One day she yelled at him for just being lazy, and said if he really had to pee, he could do it in the trashcan.

He peed for a solid 45 seconds into the trashcan.


This same teacher, on an unrelated note, later locked a sick student in a back room and then forgot about him.
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And now Jasmine has no flowers 2 comments
neon · 9 years ago
"And say goodbye to Prince... Abooboo." Was my favourite line as a kid.
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Coolest dad of the year 7 comments
neon · 9 years ago
I concur.
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Relationship goals 7 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Ah yes, but which one is the genius, and which is insane? There are a few theories out there stating that Pinky is actually the more intelligent of the two, and Brain is straight up cuckoo.
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And here we see a wild sea horse 3 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Truly a majestic beast
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How to eat rice 13 comments
neon · 9 years ago
Long story short: Confuscious preferred chopsticks because forks and knives were too violent for him. Everyone loved Confuscious and followed his example.
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