Or there are the obvious quizzes.
"Your friends would say you are:
Courageous
Intelligent
A snake
Potato"

Well, I mean, it contains the memory of food, at least. I'm sure someone will buy it.

28th. Right between the two.
I'll be 20 and tbqh idk if I'm ready for that.

Whoa there Elders.
Tone the teaching down a little...

Steve Harvey was announcing the winner of the pageant, and he said Colombia.
Then he began apologizing because the actual winner was Phillippines.
Colombia was really just the first runner up.
He misread it.

I am wearing that shirt.

My friends that are huuuge Tolkein scholars (most are fluent in Sindarin, Khûzdul, and Black Speech) are certain that when he said to "Fly, you fools," Gandalf was directing them to go to the eagles.

Well, the first bra was just two handkerchiefs sewn together with lace to support it...
Make your own bra?

Don't worry, Billy. We'd all make that face.

He also did a shit ton of book and radio recordings. His iTunes section is pretty massive

I have not

Some people in wheelchairs do have semi functional legs, and so they made some with pedals. Not only does it prevent atrophy, it's a huge morale boost!

"And He Flies"
Oh my gawd do I fly
I fly all the time
In Santa's institution
.
"And he plays!"
Oh my gawd do I play!
I play every single day
Since Reindeer Revolutioooooon

I like how the crucifix is there because 80% of studying is desperate prayer.