Childhood Wish 13 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
The gummi ones just don't cut it for me
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Damn, Japan has no chill. 7 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
Well, that specific clothing is probably cheaper than it would be in the US I mean.
But you raise a very valid point.
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Edited 8 years ago
But you raise a very valid point.
I would too of I had that persons name 122 comments
Damn, Japan has no chill. 7 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
Well, it's cheaper than plus size stuff here in the states. I think the exchange would still be $16.20?
Mini dragons 14 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
My sis's friend has two leopard-spotted geckos (second to last). They're sweeties.
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Is there a concise way to write out that equation? 21 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
You will spend nearly $600,000 within the season on food, shelter, land, and ponds for the waterfowl. You have pawned most of the rings, the ones your gifted humans have not taken; even so your fervent desire for just one for yourself calls to you through the music: the pounding of 12 drums and 22 pipers. The music beckons, commands, reassures.
You are lulled to sleep by it, reassuring you that spending your life caring for these precious gifts from your True Love is your destiny.
You have pets.
You have trees.
You have an army.
And by the gods, You will have that Golden Ring.
Merry Christmas
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You are lulled to sleep by it, reassuring you that spending your life caring for these precious gifts from your True Love is your destiny.
You have pets.
You have trees.
You have an army.
And by the gods, You will have that Golden Ring.
Merry Christmas
Is there a concise way to write out that equation? 21 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
It has come. The final day of Christmas. Your True Love has apparently finished the gift giving with one final wave of fowl and friends and foliage alike.
You survey your surroundings with awe and dismay, noting the gifts.
You will care for 12 partridges, 22 doves, 30 hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese, and 42 swans.
You will, somehow, shelter 40 maids, 36 dancers, 30 lords, 22 pipers, and 12 drummers. You have yet to figure out how or why they have come. Is there a contract? Is that why they are taking your Golden Rings?
You will buy those 40 maids 40 cows, that they may milk, while still figuring out whether you need to pay these people. Have they heard word from your True Love??
You will learn to live with the odor of 12 pear trees. Somehow.
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You survey your surroundings with awe and dismay, noting the gifts.
You will care for 12 partridges, 22 doves, 30 hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese, and 42 swans.
You will, somehow, shelter 40 maids, 36 dancers, 30 lords, 22 pipers, and 12 drummers. You have yet to figure out how or why they have come. Is there a contract? Is that why they are taking your Golden Rings?
You will buy those 40 maids 40 cows, that they may milk, while still figuring out whether you need to pay these people. Have they heard word from your True Love??
You will learn to live with the odor of 12 pear trees. Somehow.
It may not seem like much 53 comments
War on drugs 19 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
Affluenza boy and his mom were both charged for their bullshit earlier this year I think.
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It's insufferable. I don't understand why I do it 22 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
I cannot watch any movie with Don Knotts (especially Incredible Mister Limpet) for that reason. I physically shrink away.
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Evil in its finest form 14 comments
To the knee 3 comments
neon
· 8 years ago
And don't forget Palpatine breaking his neck and spine to get him to stay still while they rebuilt him.
On The Internet No One Knows You're A Cat 6 comments
