But it's like an adorable little sweatband cx

WHO WOULD CROSS THE BRIDGE OF DEATH MUST ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE, 'ERE THE OTHER SIDE YE SEE

Pretty sure this is just a very accurate depiction of life in Skyrim.

"Do I look like a dog with a plan?"

but what if someone did, and Dori just forgot them?

Nobody wants Scumbag Steve because it breaks after two seconds. Good Guy Greg is unbreakable.

It's her, because she's actually asking for help, right?

no, I think that might be "best dad"

oh hey, I love that chick. Yay JumpingJaverts

I am swan just like you, swim swim and all that.

Brother Maynard, please bring out the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch

"Dammit, I'm a Doctor not your Father!!" Boldly going where no moon has gone before.

It's because Confucius believed that the metal utensils, particularly the knife, were representative of violence, and that the two wooden sticks were more peaceful and humble. He ate with nothing but chopsticks his entire life, and all of his followers did similarly. Eventually they just became the official utensils of China.

But he's also a fiddler, so maybe he's more into old folk country?

Well hello there Graceling.

Somewhat disappointed that Macaulay Culkin isn't on this

They're also Uncle and Nephew

Oh hell it's a Slitheen. SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR AND THROW PICKLES ON IT.

Oh come on. It was just a bit of kindling cuddling. He should have tried to enjoy it.

Why? For the glory of Satan of course!

"HAROLD. HAROLD QUICKLY. HAROLD THE HUMAN IS WAVING. HELLOOO HUMAN!"