nerdfighter

nerdfighter


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Very clever... 10 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
PINGU (aka my childhood)
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Did you know 20 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
I don't think proper nouns count as rhymes
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Lions are good fathers 7 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Ugh Jesus Christ dad just go away
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Evolution of humans 66 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
NEUTRALS MEAN THAT THEY DONT CARE EITHER WAY
She knows 3 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Oh. In Australia, the R is for Royal (don't know why)
She knows 3 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
I automatically corrected it to RSPCA in my head. What does the A stand for?
That's a real man 9 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Steve D:
Evolution of humans 66 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
LUCA (last universal common ancestor) was 3.5 billion years ago. EVERY SINGLE FREAKING LIVING THING DESCENDED FROM THAT. It was a single celled organism, and slowly, things evolved/developed/mutated. Therefore, we share this percentage of DNA
Fruit Fly - 36%
Chimpanzee - 98%
Zebra Fish - 85%
Bacteria - 7%
Mustard Grass - 15%
Round Worm - 21%
Yeah, it has taken 3.5 billion years to have such a diverse amount of species. But that's how it happened
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Evolution of humans 66 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
It's the last common ancestor we share with primates. From memory it was about 7 million years ago (don't quote me on that). It is meant to be a very primitive human/monkey thing.
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The great lachlan police 9 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Cockroach police
Thinking about this when doing my hair every morning 12 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Yes! I have to buy new hairbands so often!
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Evolution of humans 66 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Yeah, with all the religious wars there are so many people dead.
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But we don't bleed, so we got that going for us. 45 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Women bleed enough in the course of their lives to die from blood loss 20 times over. We are metal
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But we don't bleed, so we got that going for us. 45 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Also, its not like females only experience hell in the 7 days. Get your facts straight. Its not heaven for 21 days and then hell for the 7, cramps and things like that happen anytime beforehand too.
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Evolution of humans 66 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
We did a whole thing in religious education about how "you have to have both god and evolution for the world to work"
Like no.
Bull Shit.
The whole idea was "Evolution explains minor changes, but who put the original animals there?"
The whole unit basically just frustrated me
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Am I the only one who did this as a kid? 12 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
What about ripping around the edge of a lolly wrapper until you get a long strip?
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But we don't bleed, so we got that going for us. 45 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
yeah well you don't have to go through hell so you can't talk.
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This happens every time I babysit my nephew 12 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Sleep is for the weak
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Public fridge 7 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Every country has people living below the poverty line (Saudi Arabia have 12% of their population below the line I think) but you are right, they are pretty high up there for lowest poverty rate.
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Trying to get friends together as an adult 7 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
Wait is that rain outside the window?
It's so true!!!! gahhhhhh 12 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
I know how you feel! Blushing can suck, and I have such pale skin that it's so noticeable and I blush at basically anything. Like anything at all. It can get really annoying. And as soon as people start looking at me I turn into a tomato.
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The little known catalope 2 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
I read the title as "cantaloupe" and jesus christ I was confused
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Cat facts 11 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
I have never seen this picture before and have been on funsubstance actively for almost a year. Calm down
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This kid will have the most amazing christmas gift 13 comments
nerdfighter · 10 years ago
aww this isnt the same person but its even cuter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow8XF7LtDG0
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