oh my gosh I read that as 'kittens' and holy shit I freaked out...

We shit you not, most bike riders in Australia end up having to wear cable ties stuck out of their helmets in fear of being attacked

Magpies are dangerous fucks. there is nowhere you can run when they think you're messing with them

That makes enough sense, but still. The way Kinder eggs work is that they have a plastic egg inside the chocolate egg. If you swallowed that you'd have to be VERY stupid and have a large mouth.

mead is pronounced like read
but not read...

***And When It's Time You'll Know***

*grabs popcorn*

Well firstly, in the video the men did it themselves. Secondly, the people who are commenting are just joking around because I mean the amount of times men don't believe girls when they talk about pain....

Yeah, but when a guy gets kicked in the nuts, most of the time he was acting like a douche. Whereas its kind of central to human survival for women to give birth

Yeah, I definitely agree with you now (Jesus Christ I didn't know it was possible to have a civil argument on this website)

Really? I see what you're saying but my dash on tumblr for about 3 months was mountains of posts about how special frozen is because of its independent female characters, and I guess not everyone claimed it to be the first but the other movies deserve recognition too.