nerdriot

nerdriot

I don't like carrots. I collect puns. Mentally married to Sheldon Cooper. Socially awkward. (*meep*)

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How About Yes. 13 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
All I can think about is accidentally brushing your skin with that CD player
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he aint even mad 13 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
How would the company not notice? Obviously they got one right, shouldn't they have known?
It's times like these when I lose faith in humanity 62 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
*mother of all face palms*
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When the waiter prematurely asks if I'm finished eating 10 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
Me when someone wants to see the book I'm reading
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Pizza bread 18 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
*heavy breathing*
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Before the time of cameras 5 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
*insert disappointed dog meme*
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Always be helpful and kind 8 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
I don't know
Just too many legs, man
They make me uncomfortable
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Always be helpful and kind 8 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
I guess mice are alright
Now, spiders
Never show those motherfuckers mercy
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Always be helpful and kind 8 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
I don't think I've ever felt bad for mice until now. Thanks. -.-
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It's karaoke night 6 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
Nice save ;P
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Funsubsters every night 12 comments
nerdriot · 10 years ago
Three hours later.. O.o
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