That was my first thought.

I missed the offensive part.

My four year old watched it over my shoulder (I didn't know she was there), and she laughed so hard. Not sure what that means.

Right? My 72 year old grandma has mastered Facebook, but my mom still calls to ask how to upload pictures.

I never understood how its bad to read fiction (junk). Maybe it doesn't solve the day to day problems that readers face, but it does add so much to our lives. And that dude can fuck off with that Harry Potter nonsense. Damn muggles.

Agreed. And wouldn't it be adorbs?

You don't have to vote for what's on the ticket. If enough people rallied around a better candidate, one who actually cares but won't suck the dicks of huge donors to get the money for tons of ads, he or she could get elected. But most people don't think its worth the time or just give up. Basically, voting matters. Change the leaders and you can change policies.

Agreed

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My husband and I give our kids our old iPhones whenever we upgrade, but we would never buy one for them!

Yup. I remember having such a rough day, only to realize we were out of milk. So I had to drive my cranky kids to the grocery store, and barely managed to retain my sanity. It meant so much to me when the person ahead of me gave me a big smile and offered to pay for the milk.

I always love hearing stereotypes from other countries.

I kind of prefer "black".

This is like asking how I can love both daughters at the same time. My ability to love/care/sympathize/empathize/etc is not finite.

Make this happen!

I shouldn't still be laughing this hard.

I've taken tests where the answers make patterns or perfect zigzags. Talk about panic.