That would be my dad. My little sister has to take medication for mental disorders, and my dad felt that she shouldn't have to take her pills if she didn't feel like it. When my sister ended up in the ER from losing her shit after not taking her meds for a few days, he didn't get how he was in any way responsible.

There's always one.

And you pay twice that amount just to keep it running. Or more if you're picky and want things like functioning door handles.

I just want to point out that breast size has nothing to do with milk production.

Teen period cramps are the worst; they're like death. And as a mom of two kids, they feel exactly like contractions (unless you've been induced...nothing compares to that. Nothing.)

I still love it. I thought that I would have outgrown Spongebob by 30, but apparently not.

Absolutely.

Got married at 22, and these past 8 years have been the happiest I've ever had in my life.

I would love to pay 88¢ per can for our cat, but we pay almost twice that for real meat.

Yay! New book for me to read!

As someone who regularly reads Dr. Seuss to my kids, I can definitely handle that.

That was total sarcasm. 5 minutes out of the bag, and they turn into cold, inedible styrofoam that's too hard to be used as packing material.

That's why I get news from multiple sources each day.

Nothing better than cold McDonald's fries.

When I first saw the video, I thought "OMG!!! Ron is making music videos now!!!"

Those cats are actually not any less allergenic than furry cats. Which makes it even odder to get one.

I just don't get how hard it is for a king and queen to get some kind of magical mentor in a world where rock trolls exist.

Well, ok.