'Your breath smells so good... So good'

X marks the spot

Now you have an excuse to not exercise

Automail*

"If I can't see her, she can't see me."

Green with envy?

The driver picks the music

After this date they never saw each other again

Castiel?

This is my tree
there are many like it but this is mine

Dean Winchester as a waiter

How does she even walk in those heels

Shh he's trying to watch finding nemo

Same thing for school buses

The only time Jehovah's witnesses visit me are when they are part of my mom's side of the family

only 9.99

Sasha would love this

Taking a picture and putting it on the internet is more effective than calling for help

So you're one of the normal people who watches anime without fangirling over every minute of it

That's a weird way to spell awkward

You could say he's... Whaling on him