I sail around the world for work... and yes, sometime we sing

Maybe she bought the boots used?

Is that Dirk Pitt over there on the left?

Wife: I like open floor plans, ultra modern with a ton of steel and glass located downtown.
Husband: I'm looking for rustic charm in a log cabin with a root cellar.
It's like half of these people aren't on the same page.

"Because I failed at instilling a strong sense of self confidence, good judgment, sounds morals and strength of character, she will obviously only associate with people that need to be threatened or killed for their actions, I'm going to stand here with a gun" - signed, asshole dad.
Raise your kids right, and you don't have to be that guy

Ya, people without names shouldn't be allowed to express their opinions on this site. Opinions are only for folks that are cool

Great until you have to replace just one cable

The farmer is a co-workers family. Totally legit story.

So just one guy? Not the Pope issuing a decree? Not the Catholic Church, but one Christian?

Do you think that big business has just one employee, the CEO? No, big business employees your neighbors, family and friends. They hire other businesses to do things like clean, landscape, buy office supplies and outsource other jobs. Big business isn't some anonymous entity out to destroy America. It is America. Hell, most small business owners dream of growing their business just like founder of Nike, HP or KFC did. Grow up.

I thought it was some weird suicide thing because it looked like he was using a bleach bottle.

An overwhelming number of working girls are slaves. You don't legalize something that enslaves people just so you can feel better about your pervy behavior.

So basically, were you trying to post this made-up crap to uberhumor.com but hit the wrong button?

Pretty much fake. But, keep posting.

If you have severe medical issues perhaps you shouldn't trust minimum wage employees to partake in your health care

Free? Someone doesn't understand how federal spending and taxation works.

When your trying to fund a new Crusade to recapture the Holy Lands and instead start a hemisphere-wide genocidal rampage.