Or just an Internet ‘magician’ that pulled fast food drive thru pranks a few years back

Ya, those DeviantArt guys are amazing. But keep you BS fake headlines.

Fake. Not sure if it’s gay. Was the kid’ other dad there too?

This is what happens when you put your faith in humanity. Better to assume that everyone is horrible.... then you can be nicely surprised when they do good rather than constantly disappointed by their actions.

Wait. Your anus is not sand repellent?

I bet she can bring air to mars

Clean, close-by drinking water would be cool too.

Joke isn’t funny because polar bears are also trash bears if gubernatorial the opportunity

Please... my generation created Word.

Exactly has god decreed.

The Catholics banned all stories of young Jesus because he was a dick. Blinding people, killing animals and all sorts of shit

It’s not reserved seating.

Wait. Two different cities have two different temperatures? What sort of wizardry is this?

Watch Die Hard 3

Yep.

1989 Dave Letterman Show... drop it from the roof

Best villain in Netflix/Marvel

One bug in my face and I’m in a full hand-flapping-seizure-looking spasms. If I was riding a motorcycle at 80mph, I’d be dead.

I don’t really care for cutesy little animal photos. That being said, my 11 year old quirky, awesome, nerdy daughter loves this kind of shit. So while I scroll through pages of weird shit you guys post (stupid Pokémon stuff and “I wish I was dead “ memes.., seriously , WTF). I always pause to take a screen shot and send along photos like this to my daughter (I block most internet stuff on her iPad). She absolutely loves this stuff. So thanks, girls and guys for posting this crap. I may find it childish but my daughter loves it and you help me be a cool dad. P S. some of you need to grow up... but I’m a crusty old sailor that thinks everyone is a pansy baby-man.

If this occurred today it would be called animal cruelty

I feel dumb. It took me like 15 seconds and two viewings to figure out what I was looking at

In reality, living your life by rules written by a bunch of desert-living, Bronze Age, goat herders is pretty moronic.

I sail around the world for work... and yes, sometime we sing

Maybe she bought the boots used?