Wait I'm trying to make sense of this...his parents would have to come home to see what he wanted for his birthday...

Annnnnd here come the harry potter innuendos

I bet the Asian solved for X on his angle

We have a time traveler over here

I don't know why, but seeing people like that on instagram piss me off so much

In our current society, this isn't such a big problem anymore

I was born in September...meaning my parents had a "merry Christmas"

HANDSOME!

Nature is truly photoshopped

*temperature suddenly rises*

Technology *mouth opens in amazement*

By that time, there will probably be some other popular contraption around

The guy in the back is just amused

I ate at Nathan's. gotta love the original

*slowly claps*

KIM JONG UN

This reminds me of spongebob

Better get lotion for that last one!

STAHPPP

Well, his arms and legs DO get cut off two episodes later so it's all good