"Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me"
unless you're in this situation

I'd like to cancel my trial please.

Your mom
I'm sorry I had to

Shrek is love.

I would say ""cool cool", now back to my Pepe memes"

Great picture...wait hold on there were no high quality cameras before NYC

Pretty good episode, actually

I'm glad to see not as much people are jerks to 2000s kids anymore. A few years back I saw a lot of 90s kids bashing on 2000s kids simply because the 90s was better

As a ferminest, I find this rascist

Well there is a similarity here...I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FLYING FUCK THEY MEAN

Each one defines their console. I like how they're different.

Its very sad to not have a mother or father. But I think we can all agree the saddest holiday is Christmas, because Santa is sadly not real.

Woah I thought I was in 2006 for a second

I have better uses, but it involves two parallel walls and stimulation

Born in 2001, but I'm not an ignorant bastard. Also, "only 90s kids" references should go away because they insult the intelligence everyone born in post-1999.

Ugh I have goosebumps

wait...the big bang wasn't an explosion. It was proven to be gradual expansion

and spongebob will still be running a 100th season because desperation

I feel dirty having letters turn me on

How to make a quote on the internet:
1. Find a completely ridiculous sentence.
2. Indicate that its from someone famous who probably never said it in their life.

Maybe I'm just a Horcrux

#cutforcage

You have just watched A Bug's Life: Deleted Scenes

*gasps* ABORTED CHICKENS?