NickelAz

nickelaz


Potatoes are love. Potatoes are life.

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William Kyle Carpenter 29 comments
nickelaz · 7 years ago
What do you think would happen if America pulled it's troops out of the middle east, africa, and wherever the hell else there are terrorists, and we then focused on protecting ourselves and only ourselves? America takes the biggest part and gets the most shit. Why doesn't sweden, or any other country who thinks they could do better, step up and do it?
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William Kyle Carpenter 29 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Why don't you go join the soldiers who fight terrorists to protect ungrateful shit heads like you, except you can do it with a sword or whatever, up close and personal, since guns are cowardly. Or, sit in front of your computer and diss those who do things to protect you.
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$12.5k Armani jacket 10 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Why would someone pay so much for clothes? That jacket doesn't even look that nice, and it's especially not worth $12.5k.
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This may trigger some ppl so nsfw 5 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
He's avenging his n*gga 'hungry'?
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What a fun Breakdance at gas station 4 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Reminds me of a guy in my orchestra, he does the same thing in random places.
important test question!! 11 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I didn't even see the angles, I just went off the length and price.
Must have this shirt now 7 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Pretty sure it's a Zulu tongue.
Must have this shirt now 7 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Actually, just so ya know, it's
" Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala "
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Ron Swanson on History 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I guess, at least according to that logic. I know what he meant though.
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Ron Swanson on History 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
The revolutionary war lasted from April 19, 1775 to September 3, 1783. So maybe the first couple months.
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That semen is a demon 20 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Lovely...
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important test question!! 11 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Get the 7 inch.
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How to correctly explain reading 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Same
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This teacher is in trouble 14 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Savage. Rude, but savage.
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My middle school was strict, but no one cares at high school 7 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
At my high school, we have to wear uniforms, and most of the girls just wear the skirts most of the time. It's interesting though, because it's a more conservative religious school and you wouldn't expect this, but the skirts are by no means "conservative". If you're standing, it's mid-thigh, and if you sit down, obviously it goes higher, but if you fold your leg under your other leg, it's like you're not even wearing the skirt on that leg. Idk, it just surprised me.
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Like how is it even possible to break one? 48 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I've never broken a bone, and more interestingly, I've never been stung.
Epic transformable pad for lazy living 10 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
What's it called?
Well shit 10 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Yeah, but as funny as that would be, somebody would have to clean that up.
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I'm trumpet 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
But ... that's a trumpet ...
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forced 2 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Story of my life.
"Again" 7 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
The coast guard is ticked cause not only is he wasting their time, his avoidable rescue is costing a lot of money.
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Happens all the time 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I knew about the cellulose, but I didn't know it filled back up in your intestines.
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Happens all the time 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Cellulose. So if you don't chew your corn, your body can't break down the cellulose of the outer part, and then nothing gets digested. Also, when the corn in your poop looks like full kernels, its because the cellulose corn shells actually fills up with your poop while in your intestines. The more you know.
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Because sexy, that's why 16 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Then why not just wear small heels?
Be afraid of short people we live off of fear 18 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I'm not short, but compared to my friends and most of the guys where I live, I'm pretty short.
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