Eh, he got what was coming to him. Stupid mother though, should've embarrassed her somehow.

The fortune God has cursed you!!! You are forever damned to be unfortunate!
*Runs away screaming*

Especially if you're riding a motorcycle and the butt fly's into your jacket. And you get burned. >:(

Does anyone notice how hello kitty has a bondage fetish? Sexy... :D

Now this guy, this guy is my kind of guy. A true inspiration for the ages.

Why would you put a duck there in the first place?

Life goals

Thank the music gods.

How's it hangin'? :D

And you're wondering, "How the hell did I end up like this?" Then you remember "Oh yeah that's right. I'm dumb."

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Ya know, every class ... Am I right? :D

I wish I could pass out on that bar.

*Lays under with mouth open*

Holy mother of rotini.

What? Did you get a refund? What an ass.

°o°

Wouldn't most zombies just be skeletons though? Most of them would've been rotting for years. Just saying.