That's, sadly, really hard to believe.

Don't let you dreams be dreams ... JUST DO IT!!!

Wouldn't the kid be swinging a little diagonally?

It's backward Reich past nine.

German does capitalize all the nouns. Idk why.

That's really cool, I never thought about doing that. I'm going to have to try that.

This man is a legend. Stories will be told of his cunning wit for generations to come!

Hey I'd be fine with a million. Share the wealth am I right?

That's really sad, all that history lost. I would've gone to the middle East once I got older, but it's too dangerous now. :(

You're not that alone ... I do it too. We're the loner pair. :(

Why isn't every country like that? Like "Oh there's no space left, you're fucked. Sorry."

If I was the one paying for a Netflix account and people used it, I'd be expecting some favors.

At least your son's a realist.

That right there is a cool couple!!! It's sad that he lost his limbs, and I'm sure he'd rather have his real limbs, but he could dress up as Robocop, or go to career day at his kid's school as a robotic soldier. :D

savage

Unfortunately odds are that two won't be here.

#firstworldproblems when your belt is more expensive than you $2,300 pair of pants.

It sucks that you have to choose between sleeping in but feeling like your weekend was cut short, or not sleeping in. :(