Yeeeeessss......

Get yourself together America.

Actually, Bender's just a lazy alcoholic.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm thinking the divorce and bankruptcy go together, probably a lawyers office.

I once read a story about a volleyball team that went to a fast food place after they won and trashed the place. By instead of the janitor cleaning it all up, the girls' coach made them clean the entire restaurant.

Do you by chance write with the blood of thine enemies?

...............fuck yo house
*scurries away*

But why would future archaeologists be digging up our graves? We record so much of our lives as it is, what would they need to know?

I'm not, but I still love the language. :)