NickelAz

nickelaz


Potatoes are love. Potatoes are life.

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It's life. 4 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Not only that, but I felt like Harvey Dent for a few seconds.
Close enough 9 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
*forgets to make the track turn*
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O.o 8 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
"Here we have a solution to you unsuccessful leeches of children! A delete button! All for the low price of your conscience!"
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It's life. 4 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I wear contacts, and one time I had preheated the oven to 425. I forgot about heat, so I opened it and tried to stick some cookies inside, and instead effectively dried my contacts out.
The sex talk 9 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Accurate af
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I would love to eat most of these 84 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
At my school, it's $4. But it actually sort of looks like the one in the picture.
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I would love to eat most of these 84 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
My school has a cafeteria, but we just order food from another school. I don't know why.
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Give that man a prize 19 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
It wasn't difficult...
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Ricky Gervais has no chill 45 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Exactly.
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Ricky Gervais has no chill 45 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
At least in my experience, pastor's get paid through tithe and offerings to the church. And at my church, even though it's a pretty big church, its not like they're getting paid glorious amounts of money. Plus, pastors don't only preach, they're there for counseling and such. They get a degree in religion, you can't expect someone to pay for a degree and then work for free.
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Things with faces 2 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Well, at least he has one life achievement...
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Math for Grownups 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
That second one is my life.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry 5 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Guess what I'm making!
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Da crew & me 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
They should wait til it's dark.
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Six years later and still going neutral 5 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
That is amazing! Crazy how either no one trolls it, or people just neutralize the troll.
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Fries 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Everyday...
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Make your friends go crazy 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I already do 18. I keep placing this random business card for some realtor in my town in my friend's jacket pocket, and it's driving him mad.
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Racist glasses 8 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Stereotype: a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing.
Racism: the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
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Meet Australia's more awesome eagle 34 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Alright, who chose the damn bald eagle?
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Something nice to read out loud 40 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I have a lisp, so I'm not even gonna try.
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It's 2016, and I still can't see this sh*t. 15 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Well, I guess I'm schizophrenic.
"No you're not Bill!"
"Shut up Wayne!!!"
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Man gets hit by train 20 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Brutal
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Picture of a man being told he was innocent, after 40 years spent in prison 40 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Ok I read up on this case, apparently from what I gather he was awarded $1 million, which is way too low in my opinion.
I would have laughed too 4 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
That dude's class has no sense of humor.
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Boobs 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Darn it. :(
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