Mainly cause he's an asshole, but apparently he's wily too.

Ah YASS!

To the contrary ... I sit around all day and I'm by far one of the skinniest people I know. Probably not healthy, but oh well.

I play with my brother and it's pretty awesome. He surrounds me and gives me a buttload of workers. Then I create a retardedly humongous army for him and he wipes everyone off the face of the earth. It's either that or I'm gone by 1000 b.c. -_-

I know! Jerry's the biggest asshole of my childhood.

Creepy...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/30/jeffrey-jones-busted-ferr_n_631699.html

Yes

Ok

Nah I feel like most couples might start out like that, but eventually just face away from each other.

I don't think it's possible, I just think it'd be nice.

:(

True. Alternatively, we could just learn to get along. I'm mean, really, like with people on the internet. I've never met any of you, but I get along just fine. (for the most part).

Wait so what was your specific job title?