Ya know what'd be great? If everyone, ISIS included, could just fight over the internet.

Kindles are stupid, be yourself.

And no one helped him? Really? That dude's a real hero.

I can't say for sure, since I'm not rich, but I like to think that if I had that much money, I'd spend it on something to actually help people besides myself. Honestly, I'd just want an insane gaming computer. There's not a lot that I want.

I watched a movie outside a couple of years ago while my allergies were raging, so after the film I had been rubbing my eyes so much they started to cry. And everyone thought I was sad.

No joke I was sitting in assembly today and I was so bored I started staring at something and didn't move for the whole hour. I wasn't thinking about anything either, I just sat there. Sorta like a conscious nap.

Hey, whatever works. ;)

Sometimes my teacher allows us to do assignments "together". I try to get everyone to do at least a little part, but they go so fricken slow because they won't stop talking, so I do it all and they copy it. " Teamwork"

Once my sister tried to hit me, so I blocked her punch with an jodan uke (up block), and it apparently hurt her arm so I got in trouble. -_-

When I was little, I used to call people retarded as an insult (mean, i know). But now I realize that while truly retarded people had pretty much no say in what happened to them, the people I called retarded were voluntarily stupid. They're the true retarded ones.

In orchestra one day, my bass partner and I were bored, so we sat down and were playing sticks while the conductor talked to the violins. We didn't make a sound. At the same time, the second violins and the viola principals and their partners were talking to each other and laughing right in front of him. Yet somehow the conductor saw me, through the cello section and past our stands even though we were sitting, and told us to be quiet, even though his speech didn't concern us a bit. -_- Didn't say a word to the talkative bunch.

At least he was born a realist.

I looked at their website and the houses are actually pretty nice. Still, I wouldn't spend more than 2 million on them.

Every week we had these grade reports sent home and you had to get your parent to sign it. I always forgot, so I "forged" my mom's signature. I don't know how they didn't catch me it looked so bad.

I try to get to bed early, but ya know, Netflix, yt, etc.

This works both ways.

It all makes sense now.