NickelAz

nickelaz


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Bobble head bog 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
That is terrifying.
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Cool mum 10 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
It's so funny how many emojis my mom uses. Like for a simple good night she's like"Good night!!! *happy face* *sleeping face* *3 z's*"
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Bottleneck 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Probably sheep.
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Oh. My. God. 16 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
He still has a penis ... he was just born without arms or legs.
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Rudolf Kohn, transformed a mangled car into an emoji as an anti texting while driving 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I wanna get a motorcycle, but most of my friends are like "No, don't do that. Lots of motorcycles get hit by distracted drivers", which I can understand. But then when I'm riding with them they're on their phones. Hypocrisy...
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just a fun and friendly reminder 29 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
As a guy, I've never understood the thigh gap trend. Honestly, I don't care whether or not you have a thigh gap. Girls, if you wanna look pretty, that's fine, but don't ruin your health so some asshole calls you pretty.
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Types of scientists 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Well, you'd be a more efficient scientist if you were organized.
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i pay you $20 to go in there alone for the night. 15 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
*CBRN suit
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An entire music with only one bass string 4 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
:0 That was AWESOME!
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Inside Out 2: Puberty 6 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
... but the main character was a girl ...
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Whenever a female makes physical contact with me 11 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Oh yeah. I totally forgot about that movie. :D
Whenever a female makes physical contact with me 11 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Glitch carpets are apparently a thing now 9 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
On second look, I'm not sure you can buy them.
Glitch carpets are apparently a thing now 9 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
If you wanna buy one go here
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http://www.faigahmed.com/
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Hey, she's available! 11 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
OK if you make it to the wedding day you better not back out. You had tons of time to back out beforehand and you didn't, so don't humiliate someone like that. Asshole.
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Beyond the law 7 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I do obey the rules of the road, but where I live you're supposed to ride on the road unless you're 12 or under.
Solution to thre transgender bathroom thing 2 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Or as Stephen Colbert said, 'I don't care what plumbing you got down there, I still don't want to go to the bathroom with you'.
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Beyond the law 7 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Ok so when I ride my bike I face a dilemma ... I do stop all the way at stop signs but people honk at me when I cross cause I can't take off as fast as a car. But one time I didn't stop all the way I got pulled over and told that I had to follow traffic rules like I was a car. What do I do?
Me irl 14 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I still draw it ... I must be the coolest of them all.
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Ba dum tss 3 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Imagine if that's how they start episode 8.
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The bad eyesight struggle 9 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I wish they had frames for glasses that could switch between on and off, cause losing your glasses in the dark, especially if you're like camping or something, really sucks.
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So where did you say it was? 12 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
Well what's the riddle?
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I always wonder if I'm alone in this 13 comments
nickelaz · 8 years ago
I don't feel sad when celebrities die because I didn't know them personally. I think it's normal to not be sad if you didn't intimately know the person.
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