This is way too funny!

15 looks like it's seen things, horrible unimaginable things!

Anyone who faults you for standing up for what you feel is right, is nothing but a hypocrite because they would do the exact same thing if roles were reversed.

Whatever you do, don't make him jealous!

Also using a fuel pump, checking all fluid levels, airing up the tires, and knowing how much fuel your car needs so you don't irritate the station attendant by saying "I don't know how much I want! "

Cannot unsee!

Only if they are firefox bookmark backups. Lol. http://filext.com/file-extension/MON

Dafuq I just read? What is wrong with people!?

Bitch slapped by education!

My traps don't take their heads off it electrocutes them. Course I wouldn't do that if the would shit all over and ruin my stuff by chewing the damn power cords.

Watch out everybody!

Definitely did not want to see that! Pass the eye bleach please.

The things I would do if I could move that fast.....

Well can't hit them, so where are their parents?

I want to redundantly smack someone in the face with a shovel.