Of course it's a joke it involves taxes and government.

Everybody knows people with iphones don't have friends.

No not a nokia its a generic that compares very closely to a galaxy note. As far as self defense well I have other skills and items for that.

Technically since he was "frozen" in ice he didn't age so he was in fact still twelve physically and mentally but chronologically 112.

Probably. Ya know you can shoot sims right?

Humans in a nutshell.

Hopefully the doc does the universe a favor and sterilizes her stupid ass!

Yeah I want to crash that party with a grenade launcher. If you don't want a kid keep your damn pants on!

(=_=) not sure exactly something in italics I assume of all the crazy things on my phone surprisingly sarcasm isn't one.

I think the winchesters have enough weapons in the impala's trunk.

That's not a toddler that's an infant.

Yeah they have cps in sims to.

Nope as serious as a funeral. Unless of course it's a clown's funeral.

Damn near the truth.