Nick Nickolas

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The first time I drove a car 16 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
It gets easier, eventually you get so good at it the only thing you'll scream is random obscenities.
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Dear lunch stealer 14 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Somebody kept stealing my lunch when I worked in a call center the got way more then they bargained for after the third time. Let's just say a whole can of pepper spray was a secret ingredient in the bowl of spaghetti they stole the forth day.
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Love is about... 8 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Oh great another 10 year old up past his bed time, go tell your mommy you need a diaper change and a bottle and get off the internet you're too young and immature!
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Yes 3 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
No a phd cause nobody can understand him.
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Awesome 3D Tattoos 26 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
It is definitely one of the best that's for sure.
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As a woman this is true 6 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Boooo!
How to teach telemarketers 4 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
I just scream as loud as possible. They usually don't call back for the sake of their hearing.
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I’m done here 9 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Yep that's a nice server error page alright.
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Something no boss I've ever had has understood 26 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
How about you go sniff rock salt!
Something no boss I've ever had has understood 26 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Yeah he's an insensitive freaking insect of a human being that really deserves to be covered in papercuts then thrown into a vat of lemon juice pulled out then rolled in salt doused in gut-rot vodka and lit ablaze and last but not least put out with a fork!
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Smart as hell 10 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
That level of absolute stupidity deserves no slack, only indefinite internet ridicule!
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Best advice I ever gave a kid: Swiggity swag don't be a fag 6 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
*Loads gun* say swag one more time.....
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Something no boss I've ever had has understood 26 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
I need to print this the hell out and staple to my boss's forehead!
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Awesome 3D Tattoos 26 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Well at least the "No shirt No shoes No service" thing can't apply to them.
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Don't mess with chef Ramsay 14 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
well I Still have my job like I said he's scared of me. I did however also tell him I'm quitting after the next paycheck.
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Karate kyle grows up 6 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Typical I should have known that, thanks.
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The mayans predicted Lil Wayne! 4 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
They both use the same dealer... I know, I know I've got a special place in hell waiting for me.
Unlimited juice 8 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
No they'd go to nick jr.
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I asked my buddy if he was busy today, he sent me this 5 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Yeah I think he's a little wrapped up in his work or is that rolling.
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As a woman this is true 6 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
I didn't say I didn't laugh... Well smile anyhow considering I'm at work and they already think I'm crazy.
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Karate kyle grows up 6 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Who the hell comes up with these pictures?
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As a woman this is true 6 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
And here comes the butthurt band playing the song of their people! Seriously though this wasn't that funny.
Awesome 3D Tattoos 26 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
Am I the only one who had to look twice at pic 2
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Facts & Stuff 11 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
You'd find a lot of kids in webs then.
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Spending time alone 5 comments
nickx2 · 11 years ago
You took the words right out off my touch screen.
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