If going there means I don't have to be stressed about university, job, love life and future, then yes. I want to go there real quick.

IT LOOKS LIKE BUCKY'S METAL ARM

"Congratulations, what is it?"
"Food"

So yesterday my friend was talking to this guy and he likes her, and she was forwarding his messages to me to ask how to respond. And she suddenly started screaming, because she accidentally sent the messages for HIM and asked "what should I say now" AND I JUST WANTED TO PUT MY HEAD INTO A BLENDER.

Let her on the couch, you monster.

You have NO idea how much I needed it right now!! <3

When someone falls asleep, they receive a text like "aww you fell asleep, cutie?"
But when I wake up, I see my bestie's message, "did you die lol" xD

Either the mouse is too big or the cat is too small. Need a banana for scale.

"I did not sign up for this"

Right in the feels.. T_T

HE DID THE SUPERHERO LAND

Keanu Reeves has changed a lot. Wow. ._.

It's impossible to win an arguement against an idiot.

The tables have turned

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png

Story of my life. *facewalls* and then I think about it for the next 7 years.

There's so many posts about Leo that last night I had a dream about him. We were both in a same elevator with two other girls who won awardS AND HE WAS SO CONFUSED WHERE TO GO BECAUSE IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME WINNING AN OSCAR AND HE ASKED THOSE GIRLS WHAT TO DO!

Time to start it with Johnny Depp.

Look at his middle finger. "I finally got it, bishes."