You do realize that children can move very far away from their parents?

Well aren't you a special little snowflake. Do you want a medal?

You don't spend any time on tumblr then, haha

Literally what the fuck

Shhhhh.... we all know this.... just let the rest of us imagine it...

Haha she's probably in the bathroom or acting like she's taking notes on her phone. My mom did that

Cool! I've got a green one with stickers on it

Protip: if you repost shit from tumblr, you'll get a star in no time. Doesn't matter if it's been on here 11 times. People are amused by it anyway.

Shots fired

K dude that's cool

Lol how'd that happen?

Jack-o-lanterns?

Alright, dude. If you say so

The concept was hilarious but the actual thing wasn't

Vegans, vegetarians, and satanists.

It's rape if they say no. I mean, if the minor clearly agrees then it definitely becomes more grey, as well as inebriated intercourse.

I have a female cat which, by definition, has a vagina. Therefore, I have a vagina and am automatically a woman. :)

Rape is rape regardless of age. People false-claiming rape isn't rape