It is. but it's pronounced "kernel"

because it's spelled "colonel" and pronounced "kernel"

you are not in possession of a uterus, are you?

You know.... I might be wrong..... but there might (might) be more to their relationship before that text conversation

"should"
Too bad they usually don't

Meh, depends on the context. You're likely right tho

He doesn't grow it and give birth to it tho

The irony in that this is from Twitter

Yeah, sure.

It's from Twitter though
Edit: never mind I'm bad at reading

It's so you don't fucking die but lmao okay man

Its drunk what?

Which one

Well yeah but why would someone make this pokestop

"involuntary celibacy" pops up when you google it lmao

It's got to be a joke. I can't imagine anyone unironically using this. Where'd you find it?

Haha okay. Kittens don't seem as bite-y as puppies (but then again I'm a bit biased). Good point. I'm just a cat person, I guess.

Puppies are great, but they bite way too much. Cats though, will sit on your lap and let you pet them. So much softer and fluffier than dogs.

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Lmao what

Cool, thanks bro

i don't know why, but it gives me the creeps when i watch it. i think i used to have really bad nightmares similar to the art style of the show. lol irrelevant whoops

i'm not little shit, i'm dad :)