Really?Damn that sucks.To me things are fine just as always..did you try and get some help?

Even better

Don't forget the "does she know she's your girlfriend?" and "is she imaginary?"

I remember there was one about the way you pronounce 4 and 2 in japan and it is the same word for death, therefore the meaning of life is death. I thought this one was true but I guess it really was random..kind of a bummer actually. Unless this is a false claim as well

We always bit it off so it's weird to see that people got cut on these

Answers! I need them

"Greetings"

I don't think he likes boys tho

SODIUM IS GAY?!

Also 4D

There's a guy in my class which keeps making yo mama jokes and shit so he told some girl a mama joke as well. She decided to joke too and said she was adopted and didn't know her real mum. I have no idea how she did it but she started crying about how she doesn't know her mom and the other girls picked up on her game and gathered around her to comfort her and one girl just stands up and yells something like "are you crazy?you can't joke around things like these" and the poor dude is just standing there in shock looking at all these girls in tears and he got so sad too and started to take it all back and meanwhile everyone else is giggling all quiet. The next day we told him it was all a joke and it was pretty funny how it all worked so incredibly

The right one is also the symbol for sulphur(brimstone).Brimstone is associated with Hell which is why it is probably used as a satanic cross

I'm the get well soon card and I don't care if you didn't get me

There's also 9 11 in it

In that case excuse me ,Your Highness, (did not notice the username :P)

Well fuck me I didn't read the comment right. Sorry, sir

Are we applying that shit to everything now?Is it so hard to believe that a most likely high school student made a retarded pun during class.We didn't even hear the rest of the fucking story