Niriel

niriel


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Eat the face, Eat it 2 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Except at parties. The cool kind of parties.
Words of wisdom 5 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Indeed. Also what's with the god working in the end, does that actually mean anything?
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Math we know drama 7 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Spherical geometry can help with some of that.
When people judge me for being girly 10 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Amen. My girlfriend is a thin gothic blond with a fashion blog, she works as make up advisor for Sephora and is a latex model. People expect her to be a dumb bimbo, then they learn she's finishing her masters in artificial intelligence and human-machine communication.
Thanks to her I get free make up and skin care, this is nice. I have long hair and wear skinny jeans, some jewelry and I have super long (and manicured but not painted) nails. People assume I'm gay and an artist. I'm mostly straight and design radiotelescopes.
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I just can't see her sad! 11 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
I'm confused. Why stay with someone who pisses you off and to whom you're afraid to talk?
Too late 10 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Sung! Not sang. I'm French and I know that.
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Temperatures 17 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
The Celsius scale has one weird advantage: it brings kids in contact with decimal and negative numbers very early. These numbers are not often used with the Fahrenheit scale.
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I would like to applaud David Beckham's sperm 13 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Sperm? I though it was just hair gel O_O
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woaaah o.o 31 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Countdown to freedom. That's how it felt to me during all those years.
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"Good evening, Clarice." 4 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Cool cat. The opposite of a hot dog.
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So True 10 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
It's called the "Dunning–Kruger effect". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
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My kind of love card! 3 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
I showed it to my girlfriend, she replied "sorry!".
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Good dude 22 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Is there more to the story? How early during pregnancy did they discover the foetus' condition? Is abortion legal in their state?
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The day I learn to fly 20 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
I didn't downvote you but maybe those who did were big fans of winged insects or bats and didn't like that you forgot to mention these could fly to.
Thought this was worth sharing 15 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
No true Scotsman fallacy. We all know there are a bunch of sects/denominations/variants of Islam, like for most religions. And each of them think they got it right. These terrorists think they understand Islam better than alex1234. They would think that alex is not really a Muslim because he doesn't destroy the unbeliever. My point here: let's not talk about labels, let's talk about facts. These terrorists claim to be Muslim, kill for Allah, and whether they fast or not isn't going to change that. They are motivated by their religion. Are they extremists? Sure, in the sense that they read what's written in their book instead of cherry-picking.
The religion of peace isn't non-violent. http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm the word "peace" in that context has more a meaning of "uniformity under one law".
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What if I choke her with my tounge 14 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Not mine either. Native speakers tend to make more mistakes.
Anyway yes, there are no law of physics forcing people to shove their organs into other people's orifices during first contact. Take it easy, keep it cute and comfy, it's not porn, not a contest.
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What if I choke her with my tounge 14 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
It's spelled tongue. Not tounge, not toungue. *Dies a little bit more.*
What if I choke her with my tounge 14 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Don't worry, you don't have a tounge.
You missed 'Bacon':The meaning of life 18 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Fair enough. Now I'm wondering how these Latin words ended up in the English language. Through French, Italian, Spanish? Or from Latin directly because priests spoke it?
You missed 'Bacon':The meaning of life 18 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
France: "You're welcome".
/v/ gets checkmated 6 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
Still a girl, technically.
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Crafty anime animators 3 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
I don't get it at all.
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The only thing we could think of after hearing of Bedum 10 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
I don't. Always thought it was weird.
Who could it be? 10 comments
niriel · 9 years ago
My kind of girls.